Sittin' in the Chair...

We have lots of fun reading... and here are some of our favorites, along with a synopsis, a rating, and some other fun stuff (such as poetry and pictures and-)! Collected by Tiffani- Joi and Sierra. Enjoy!

Monday, January 18, 2010

A Borrower on this Blog

Sad passing.....

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

2 comments:

  1. I just had to post this.. it was too funny to pass up. Received it in the email long ago, but.. anyway.. it makes you laugh:-) Laughter is the BEST of medicines, believe me!

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  2. I've heard this one before. Too funny! Thanks for posting!

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